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here is a stupid one to get the most important forum up and going.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Scotsman were all volentered to spend a year in a Biosphere where they would be locked away from everything and everyone. As the Englishman was entering his Biosphere they asked him what would he like to take with him, the reply was his wife. No problem - they locked him and his wife into the Biosphere. Then it was the Scotsman's turn - they asked him what he would like. "100 crates of Whiskey" was the answer. No problem. In went 100 crates of whiskey. Then it was paddys turn. Paddy thought long and hard and decided he would take 100 cartons of cigarettes which he got. They then locked him away.

One year later they open the Englishman's Biosphere where him and his wife came out happy and content. Next the Scotsman. They opened his Biosphere and had to carry him out. They then turned to Paddy. Opened his Biosphere where Paddy popped his head out and asked "anyone got a light?".