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Paddy and Seamus got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They managed to bag six. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could only take four moose. The two lads objected strongly, "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and we had the same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and crashed to the ground. Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Seamus survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Seamus, "Any idea where we are?" Seamus replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
 
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